April 25, 2009

I’m Back, Baby?

It appears as though I have waited yet another 11 months between posts.  When I first started this weblog I had one goal.  And that goal was to achieve millions of unique page views per month in order to generate huge sums of sweet advertising moolah, so I could finally stop blogging.  I feel like this hasn’t happened yet because this is my second post in a year.  Well NOW I’m back, baby… and I’ve grown up a lot.  I’m a little bit older, a little less racist, and I think dick jokes are even more hilarious.  I’d like to think that the weblog has grown with me.

I’m now being told by my producer that nobody says “weblog”, and that I should stop using that term immediately.  What won’t you fucking kids abbreviate?

At any rate, this blog, like the first Death Star, is now fully operational.  Unlike the Death Star, however, it can’t be exploded by some hayseed moisture farmer… because the internet is indestructible and immortal.

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May 21, 2008
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I’m Back, Baby

Apparently I started a weblog back in June 2007.  So how come there have been zero posts?  Where has all the hilarity been?  In my head, people.  It’s a real party in there.  Besides… fewer posts = less money I have to pay to the Mexican dayworkers I pick up outside of ACE Hardware who I am hiring to write this weblog.

I suppose 11 months is a magical timeframe for me.  I didn’t achieve steady employment until 11 months after my graduation from NYU.  I didn’t start blogging it up until 11 months after creating a weblog.  I was even born 2 months later than my due date, making the time I spent in the womb a full 11 months long.

The point is I’m back, baby.  Back to the blog I never started writing in the first place.  And it’s great to be here. 

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